meet the sect

five characters. varying degrees of alive.

huck

huck

huck is a very content boi. he has been haunting the same piece of toast since '87. why? who knows, but he's happy to do it.

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mike

mike

he's not expired. he's bad on purpose. he has been causing dairy-related disasters since 2019 and considers it a calling.

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helen

helen

small. round. do not underestimate her. helen has been the most intimidating pumpkin on the porch since anyone can remember.

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maj

maj

she passed on. she came back. her only regret is that the dogs are still here. she is handling it her way.

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dahlia

dahlia

dahlia is having a great time. she doesn't know why everyone looks at her like that. she doesn't need to know.

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